If you are in the UK then get yourself along tonight to the cinema to see Brian Gittins in the new Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant film called 'Cemetery Junction'
I was able to contact Brian in between shifts at his cafe for a brief but exclusive interview.
ARAB: Hello Brian how was it working with Ricky and Steve on set of Cemetery Junction?
BRIAN: Very awkward. I've never liked anything that they have done in the past, bunch of idiots those two. I basically did it for the money. My Dihutsu hi-jet van had broken down... I think I got about 700 quid which wasn't bad.
ARAB: Did you struggle at all with learning your lines?
BRIAN: Yes! especially if you are not interested in the project you are working on. I wanted to speak to Ralph Fiennes to ask for advice but he didn't want to come near me, basically he gave me a wide berth.
ARAB: How have people in the cafe reacted to your movie performance?
BRIAN: Well it's not really their cup of tea. They don't understand all this celebrity businesses.
ARAB: What film would you like to be in next?
BRIAN: Well errrrr, I've seen that Sylvester Stallone is making a new film called Expendables looks bloody brilliant, I want to be in that or the squeal.